Wake up, finally. Curse yourself for sleeping in. Get up, have a shower and get dressed.
Make breakfast. Make a mug of tea. Eat and drink.
Sit outside to enjoy morning sunshine, ensuring daily does of vitamin D.
Sit down at desk.
Get up to make another cup of tea.
Sit back down at desk.
Fine yourself typing youtube into browser. Watch episode of Grand Designs.
Open current project. Fiddle with pens. Realise desk is atrocious. Spend half an hour cleaning and tidying.
Open project. Decide you need tea, go make a cup of tea.
Stare out the window for five minutes.
Google tips to counter procrastination. Read article on procrastination.
Wander down the rabbit hole of the internet. Lose an hour.
Watch another episode of Grand Designs.
Make lunch. And a fresh mug of tea. Eat. And drink.
Open current project. Make some notes, write three sentences. Delete two.
Stare out the window.
Wonder if you can get those travel bags you want on eBay. Go to eBay.
Open project. Close project.
Sit at desk pondering direction of life.
Decide you need exercise: healthy body, healthy mind. Go for a walk.
Get home. Have a shower.
Make a fresh mug of tea.
Sit at desk. Open project. Write one sentence. Delete it.
Stare into mug, watch the tea leaves floating at the bottom.
Google reading tea leaves. Discover it's called Tasseography. Wonder if you could write something about that.
Look at open project. Feel guilty.
Make dinner. And a fresh mug of tea. Eat. And drink.
Watch an episode of Grand Designs. Wonder if you could write something about that.
Read three short stories.
Scroll through Instagram. Lose one hour of your life.
Total written for the day: One sentence. (And this, I guess)